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[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

THAT WAS HUMANE

a more humane solution at least than starving her to death or letting her stay 'alive' for 15 years in an unresponsive vegetative state.

You people are idiots if you think they should have let her live! Her brain was dead! Her heart stopped for 5 hours 13 years ago when her brain was damaged! The brain is rendered inoperable after only 6 minutes of blood loss! After 5 hours the person would be totally braindead! Which is what Terri was! What is the fucking point in leaving such a person alive? There is NO WAY that she could have recovered, unless we somehow put a new brain in.

great flash dude, i love your stuff

[A Simple Line 7]

moving dots?

Ok i agree that you guys are all great in the art of frame by frame but what's with the moving dots? Come on, it's old, it's pointless, and it isn't funny or interesting in any way!! ITS A DOT, IT MOVES!! ooohh so fucking incredibly skillful you must be to draw a dot!!! Sorry, i may have gotten a bit emotional there, but seriously now, NO MORE STUPID MOVING DOTS!! i don't care if it has interesting-looking lines streaking after it as it moves, or if there is fire or water or hydrochloric acid spraying out of it ITS A FUCKING DOT!!

[Sprites - Tutorial]

A TUTORIAL ON SPRITES!?

That's like making a tutorial on how to SHIT properly... damn man... I never knew tutorials could ever be below a certain level, but you certainly proved me wrong!

MORE CONSTRUCTIVELY however::

1) BLUE on BLACK? talk about hard to read I had to put my nose up to the screen and squint to make out your letters
2) all this tutorial told me to do was how to trace bitmaps. Maybe more info next time like actual CODE or ANIMATION or something
3) using the arrow keys... thats pretty clever, but what I suggest is big arrow-key shaped buttons at the bottom edges of the stage so even MONKEYS with LOBOTOMIES could understand.

But really man, sprites are some of the easiest things to do in flash, you don't need any animation or tweening or coding skills to make it look all right... thats part of the reason I hate them, all it really is is stealing someone else's work. DRAW YOUR OWN FLASH!!

[I'm Gonna Eatcha]

PRETTY GOOD!

dude here's what you do to make it load before it plays:
make an extra frame in the beginning and put "stop" in the frame code. Then, make a bar movie clip. in its actions put

"
onClipEvent(load){
loaded = _root.getBytesLoaded()
total = _root.getBytesTotal()
}
onClipEvent(enterFrame){
loaded = _root.getBytesLoaded()
total = _root.getBytesTotal()
_xscale = (loaded/total)*100
if(_xscale == 100){
tellTarget(_root){
gotoAndPlay(2)
}
}
}" great job dude, make more

[Taliban Tank]

Eh

it took you an HOUR to draw that tank? what, did you color in each pixel by hand? i could barely tell what it was it was so small!! Now i agree that the joke is funny, but you could have

A) made the tank bigger and more detailed (just take a foto and have flash trace it for you)
B) NOT MENTIONED how long you spent trying to figure out which end of the pencil to draw with

next time, please spend just a little more time on your flash movies.

[Menya zovut Shnur]

Very Awesome Stuff

great music, great message, real addicting qualties... lol, "It must be hard to be a small horse, I haven't tried but i know its possible"

[3-in-1 Preloader Tutorial]

There's a WAY easier way you could do this

By using _xscale: check this out:
1)make a bar-shaped movieclip
2)make the bar's outline
3)put this code in the bar:
onClipEvent(enterFrame){
loaded = _root.getBytesLoaded()
total = _root.getBytesTotal()
_xscale = (loaded/total)*100
if(_xscale >= 100){
//whatever you want it to do once its done
}
}
THAT way you dont have to make 100 frames, flash just scales the bar automatically.

64 responds:

Yes, I use that way now, thanks.

[HitTest Tutorial]

thats not all!!

What about shape-point hitTests? You didnt talk about the bounding box effect and you also didn't describe how to use the distance formula for circular hitTest! All you did was tell the people what code to put in and you didn't describe at all how it works... please, in your next tutorials describe how flash does whatever the hell you are doing your tutorial on, i know many people would greatly appreciate that.